You might think, Matty Boy! It's Memorial Day! Honor the fallen dead!
Go soak your head, says I. Memorial Day is May 31, not the last Monday in May. And besides, it's been
done to death.
Instead, I give you older men with their taller, younger wives. To be fair, most of these guys are much taller when they stand on their money. Also, as a group, gigantic child brides are very loyal. They married for money and earned every penny. (To be fair, I think Sophia really did love Carlo, but that's just what it looks like to me.)
Photos identified in the comments section.
If you really like gigantic child brides, there's even more! Just click on the "gigantic child brides" label at the bottom of this post.
I have to say that before I saw this photo, I had no idea that Ari and Jackie invited The King Of The Hawkmen from Flash Gordon to their wedding. I hope he brought a nice present.