Thursday, May 31, 2007

Inside the process of bein' The Decider

Hello, Romania! (Thought you could be unknown country, eh?)

Hello also to the Russian Federation, searching for info about Cecilia Bartoli! Very little escapes us here at Lotsa 'Splainin'! Not the KGB maybe, but still... your secrets are not secrets.

He's kinda tall. I could call him Stretch. Naw, I'm already callin' some reporter Stretch.

He's gotta funny haircut. Can't stop lookin' at the haircut.

Stretchy McHaircut? Hairdo McStretchy?

I got it! Haircut Slim! That's what I'll call him!

Bein' the Decider... it's hard work!

(Note: This is the new nominee for the head of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick. Like Wolfowitz, he's one of the PNAC crowd that thought invading Iraq was a super-keen idea.)


Fran said...

Hairdo McStretchy, that was a good one...But Haircut Slim is the clear winner.

But eeeeeeewwwwww - that nasty moustache is freaking me out. A lot.

As is the dumbfounded expression on Decider Commander Guy's face.

World Bank, watch out! And I have heard that Shaha Riza and Paul Wolfowitz have split. Haircut Slim, be wary of the wimmin' folk over there!

Jess Wundrun said...

Decider McDingDong looks like he positively hates the dregs he has been left with. Like all the good rats have already left, and here he is with the mealy, flea-infested bubonic rats.