Just when were you planning on telling me it's your birthday? Take the rest of the day off, I insist! I'm sure I can have all this engagement nonsense Aunt Agatha has cooked up tucked away before the cocktail hour grows nigh! After all, I have the braintrust of Gussie Fink-Nottle, Oofy Prosser and good old Stinker Pinker at my disposal all day long. Off with you and many happy returns!
Very good, sir.