My sister Karla told me this joke, which she saw on some blog somewhere, she forgets. (My guess would be Wonkette.)
Q: So on Law & Order, what is Fred Dalton Thompson's job? I mean, what does his character actually do?
A: He teaches cynicism to supermodels.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, make sure to tip the waitresses, they're working awful hard.