Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Stealing from the Best: Volume 4

My sister Karla told me this joke, which she saw on some blog somewhere, she forgets. (My guess would be Wonkette.)

Q: So on Law & Order, what is Fred Dalton Thompson's job? I mean, what does his character actually do?

A: He teaches cynicism to supermodels.

Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, make sure to tip the waitresses, they're working awful hard.


KELSO'S NUTS said...

Was going to answer "teaches the joys of fascism to liberals" but i like your joke better

FranIAm said...

I am just in awe of that amazingly ugly photo of him.

That mug says it all.

dguzman said...

It IS a strikingly horrid picture of the man. Or is that what they call "craggy handsomeness"? Yeah, just like Big Dick Cheney.

Matty Boy said...

Some people mistake a lovely speaking voice with physically attractive. Consider Ian McKellan. At his age, he isn't exactly a sexysexy fellow to look at anymore, but he has a l-o-v-e-l-y voice, and when he smiles, I can imagine he still gets a few hearts to go pit-a-pat. Likewise Patrick Stewart; likewise Derek Jacobi.

Women who melt when Fred Dalton Thompson smiles creep me out more than Fred Dalton Thompson creeps me out, and that's saying something.

Splotchy said...

Great joke!

I heard the after-joke rimshot in the form of those Law & Order "Dum Dum"'s.