Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Stealing from the Best: Volume 4

My sister Karla told me this joke, which she saw on some blog somewhere, she forgets. (My guess would be Wonkette.)

Q: So on Law & Order, what is Fred Dalton Thompson's job? I mean, what does his character actually do?

A: He teaches cynicism to supermodels.


Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, make sure to tip the waitresses, they're working awful hard.

5 comments:

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Was going to answer "teaches the joys of fascism to liberals" but i like your joke better

FranIAm said...

I am just in awe of that amazingly ugly photo of him.

That mug says it all.

dguzman said...

It IS a strikingly horrid picture of the man. Or is that what they call "craggy handsomeness"? Yeah, just like Big Dick Cheney.

Matty Boy said...

Some people mistake a lovely speaking voice with physically attractive. Consider Ian McKellan. At his age, he isn't exactly a sexysexy fellow to look at anymore, but he has a l-o-v-e-l-y voice, and when he smiles, I can imagine he still gets a few hearts to go pit-a-pat. Likewise Patrick Stewart; likewise Derek Jacobi.

Women who melt when Fred Dalton Thompson smiles creep me out more than Fred Dalton Thompson creeps me out, and that's saying something.

Splotchy said...

Great joke!

I heard the after-joke rimshot in the form of those Law & Order "Dum Dum"'s.