Monday, October 8, 2007
Oh, Folly of Youth! Oh, Age Without Wisdom! Shame, Shame! (Psych.)
The Daily Mail posted this picture today, and I saw it cross posted on The Huffington Post. Apparently, Hugh Grant was at a celebrity golf tournament at St. Andrews, chatted up a bird afterwards, who turned out to be a coed at University of St. Andrews. She took him back to her dorm, a dorm which apparently has a strictly enforced CUTE GIRLS ONLY policy, whereupon the girls decided to play that very popular game, Dog Pile On The Tipsy Movie Star.
And The Daily Mail story wants us to think that this is a BAD thing.
If I may speak for all the unattached heterosexual male readers of this blog when I say... Hugh Grant, you Lucky Bastid!
Actually, given that Grant is rich, famous, good looking and charming, I guess luck has very little to do with it. Hell, Donald Trump is only two out of four on the Hugh Grant chart, and he's had some superfine honeys!
I myself am probably about 1.5 out of four, and sadly, the points I score are in the categories where Donald Trump gets shut out, those being good looks and charm, which means no coed dogpiles for Matty Boy.