Is that another Flags of many lands™, Matty Boy? OH, NO, YOU DI'UNT!!!
Yes it is. Cayman Islands in the house!!! How did I do it? You'll have to ask my banker, except, oopsie!! He doesn't answer questions.
It was my roommate Art who first brought to my attention a certain similarity between new White House spokesperson Dana Perino and Special Agent Scully from The X Files. Besides having a somewhat similar look, though that's not completely obvious given these two different hairstyles, we know that it was Scully's job to call Fox Mulder a crazy conspiracy nut ever hour or so, and that's also what Dana Perino has to do to reporters who somehow have the mistaken impression that the Bush administration doesn't care about the Constitution or diplomacy or a balanced budget or any of the other wrong headed ideas these folks come up with.
But if they were separated at birth, how were they separated? That's the question in a new poll.
Is Dana Perino the Anti-Scully?
Is Dana Perino Scully's Evil Twin?
Is Dana Perino the Bizarro Scully?
Is Dana Perino a rogue ScullyBot?
Your votes will be tabulated and the results published this Sunday. And, of course, the truth is out there.
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