Egrets? I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
Had enough? Oh no, my friend, not enough by half.
It's now been ten years since both Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy died in skiing accidents only a few weeks apart. I was a regular on alt.obituaries back then, but it was another regular who penned this deathless quip.
"This is bad news, because I've heard these kinds of deaths usually happen in groups of trees."
Okay, I'll let you up now. I think you've had enough.
Now playing: Kirsty MacColl - La Forêt De Mimosas