This is the newly crowned Miss World, Zhang Zilin, from the People's Republic of China.
A pretty girl wins a beauty pageant. Where's the wrong in that, Matty Boy?
1. Minorest of minor quibbles: Her height is listed as either 6'1" or 1m 82. 1m 82 in metric would translate to 5'11 1/2". Either way, she's tall. Matty Boy isn't hatin' that.
2. Complaint of weirdness: Are we sure the Communist Party is still in charge in China? Back in the day, they hated beauty pageants as capitalist exploitation of women. And guess what? Pretty much, they were right! A commie beauty queen would fit very well in my They Wouldn't Believe Me™ posts.
3. Major problem: Look at those arms. She's tall and naturally lanky, but she is WAY too skinny. It's not just a problem of setting unrealistic goals for young women. It's also not doing the job of turning on dirty old men like me!
Which, as we know, is wrong on so many levels.
Zilin! Have some more lo mein! You are all skin and bones! You'll never catch a man that way! (Doing my best impression of a Chinese Jewish mother.)
Another representative from Africa! A visitor from Morocco looking for... giant women!
Welcome, brother! (Or sister. one can never be sure.)
Now playing: David Bowie - China Girl