Hello, Romania! (Thought you could be unknown country, eh?)
Hello also to the Russian Federation, searching for info about Cecilia Bartoli! Very little escapes us here at Lotsa 'Splainin'! Not the KGB maybe, but still... your secrets are not secrets.
He's kinda tall. I could call him Stretch. Naw, I'm already callin' some reporter Stretch.
He's gotta funny haircut. Can't stop lookin' at the haircut.
Stretchy McHaircut? Hairdo McStretchy?
I got it! Haircut Slim! That's what I'll call him!
Bein' the Decider... it's hard work!
(Note: This is the new nominee for the head of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick. Like Wolfowitz, he's one of the PNAC crowd that thought invading Iraq was a super-keen idea.)
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