This is Jay Inslee. He is a Democratic representative from the great state of Washington. He has introduced a resolution to impeach the lying scum bastard Alberto Gonzales, the worst attorney general our country has ever had, and that includes the convicted criminal John Mitchell, who held the job under Richard Nixon.
Dear readers who are U.S. citizens, please call or write your representative and ask them pretty please to be a co-sponsor of this excellent idea. Be nice. Offer to bake cookies or something.
This is Alaskan senator Ted Stevens. He has been in the Senate forever. To give you an idea of how long, when he was first elected, the New York Jets were a really good football team and young, attractive women actually wanted to have sex with Joe Namath. Yeah, that long ago.
IRS and FBI agents raided his home yesterday. It appears the place may have gotten some renovations paid for by an Alaskan company that Stevens did some favors for. By "some renovations", we mean the house doubled in size and by "some favors", we mean passing legislation giving tax breaks to the company owned by a guy who has now plead guilty to bribing other Alaskan politicians, though not Stevens himself. Yet.
Sen. Stevens says he will not comment during ongoing criminal investigations. Republicans seem to say that a lot these days.
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