Q: Is there drug testing on the new version of American Gladiators?
A: Absolutely. If any of the contestants is found not to be taking enough, a strongly worded letter is put in his or her employee review file and that gladiator is expected to take twice as many drugs the next week to catch up.
As Russell Crowe might ask, "Are you not entertained?"
Since you asked, Russ, me personally? Not so much.
Welcome to post-Writer's Guild American TV, folks.