Dennis Kucinich has dropped out of the presidential race. If I didn't care a fig about electability and just went with the guy or gal who said the most stuff I agree with, I would have voted for Kucinich in a heartbeat. As it is, I voted absentee ballot for Edwards.
Dennis dropped out too soon. For instance, it wasn't until this week browsing over at Wonkette that I learned that this is the correct way to crop a picture of Dennis and his gigantic child bride Elizabeth.
Couldn't we just make Elizabeth queen of the world, at whose lovely feet all must bow and scrape? Couldn't some modern day hobbit offer her the Ring of all Power, like Frodo did with Galadriel?
All hail World Queen Elizabeth I! Heck, we don't even have to have an election for this. I pretty sure we can pass this by unanimous proclamation.
Now playing: Elvis Costello - Our Little Angel