Of Shut the Frack Up!
The Huffington Post this featured an article from some outfit calling themselves Tango Magazine about how bad it is to be a short man in love.
Look, being a man in love isn't a picnic sometimes. But some short guys do just fine.
Going from being a big time movie star to a person most of the public finds creepy as hell, THAT sucks. But bedding Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes and being the father of a cute kid... that doesn't suck.
You know what sucks? Being so bad at being in love that you read Tango Magazine for clues. That, my friends, sucks BIG TIME.
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