This is Dr. Zaius, blogkeeper over at ZaiusNation. Given his blond locks, one might suspect he is part orangutan, but he might just be a chimp with a dye job. Several of my blog buddies have him as a blog buddy, but I have been loathe to add him, given his contentious relationship with fellow presidential candidate Dr. Monkerstein. We all know what happens when monkeys and apes start to feudin' and fussin', even those with actual or honorary degrees, and I certainly didn't want to clean up after them.
Dr. Zaius' Cuss-o-Meter is at a level about equal mine, and he says it is even that high largely because of the comments. Dr. Zaius is of the opinion that when obscenities are used, it is only rarely as a noun or verb, and when used as an adjective, either Anglo Saxon Fornicate or Anglo Saxon Defecate can be replaced by the always useful very.
I will try to take the good doctor's words of editing advice to heart and I welcome him to my blogroll.