Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Stop me if you've heard this one.

So after nearly seven years of Republican rule, resulting in two unending wars, a major U.S. city in ruins, the most devastating terrorist attack in our history and an economy in seriously bad shape, the Democrats decided on the candidate that best exemplified change. What can the Republicans do when faced with such an electorate, who are answering the "going in the wrong direction" polling question in numbers not seen since the last year of Daddy Bush's administration?

Why, they can offer "the change you deserve."

Yes, the Republicans are the party of change... from the Republicans!

But just when they can't look any stupider, it turns out the slogan they want to run on is already being used by an anti-depressant called Effexor! Does this mean the GOP will have to include the list of side effects for their product as well?

The result of your vote for a Republican may include economic slowdown, rising energy and food costs, scandals involving closeted homosexuals, loss of reproductive freedom for women, more wars we have no idea how to finish, shrinking prestige in the world, a debauched currency, religious intolerance as government policy, continued shame from the pronouncements of a dullard chief executive and anal leakage.

Okay, I admit I threw in that last one, just in case somebody was still on the fence.

Because the last thing you want to hear if you are on a fence is "anal leakage".

1 comment:

dguzman said...

So the cure for GOP-caused depression is more GOP? Makes perfect sense in Bushmerika.