Saturday, August 9, 2008
Is fifteen a lot?
Singer/Songwriter and former top model Carla Bruni has recently revealed that she had fifteen sex partners before she got married earlier this year at the age of 40 to French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who is thirteen years older than his new spouse and three of four inches shorter, which qualifies her as a gigantic child bride.
The press, especially in Europe, is in a tizzy over this revelation. Does fifteen make her a slut? Given that she has been of legal age for 22 years, is fifteen actually a rather modest number?
As an officially deputized representative of the 3.3 billion men on the planet that she did not have sex with, I believe that fifteen is not a lot, and under very specific circumstances, I think sixteen would have been just about perfect.