Sunday, November 23, 2008
Do gigantic child girlfriends count?
Given the mockery that the modern institution of marriage has become, what with how fickle and untrustworthy heterosexuals have shown themselves to be, I suppose it will have to do, hypothetical question asker, though a traditional person such as myself will shake my head and make that little clicking sound with my tongue.
You know, tsk tsk tsk.
The gentleman on the left is Pharrell Williams, musician and producer. His lovely escort is Karolina Kurkova, lingerie model. He is 35 and she is 24. He is 5'8" (1m73) and she is 5'11" (1m80), though if she takes off all the clothes she wears and stands on them, she's 5'11 1/4" (1m81).
Pharrell has worked with many artists, including Snoop Dogg, Nelly, Kelis, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Dame Joan Sutherland. (I made one of those up.)
Ms. Kurkova is famous for having almost no belly button, leading to speculation she was raised on one of the supermodel factory farms that are rumored to exist in Eastern Europe, just another cog in the machine that will bring about worldwide Communist domination.
But, Matty Boy! Didn't we, like, defeat communism about twenty years ago?
That's just what they want you to think, hypothetical. That's how those devious bastids roll.