Good question, hypothetical question asker!
I was just looking through my blog buddy list, and while I can't account for every last buddy this way, I can pair up a lot the blogs using the right categories. Lemme 'splain.
Hyper-intelligent political primates: 2
Hyper-talented artistic hairdressers: 2
Super-political Lavender Menaces: 2
Ultra-funny lolz repositories: 2
Extra involved Alaskan lefties: 2
Personal bud ex-Atari programmers: 2
Bloggers married to each other: 2
Bloggers who are cat fanciers: 2
Prose champs who are occasionally mommy bloggers: 2
Church-going Commie bastids: 2
Card carrying members of My People and Our Agenda: 1
1? One? That can't be right. Only one?
I agree, hypothetical, that can't be right, so today I fix that. I'd like all y'all to meet Undersquid, loyal reader and commenter here at Lotsa 'Splainin', who is also a member of My People and Our Agenda. Agenda is technically a plural, like media, so My People actually all have their own particular agendum. Undersquid, has a couple distinctive twists to the already twisty interest My People share.
Undersquid is a she. Not unique among My People, but relatively rare.
Undersquid does not care for giant women. She much prefers shrunken men.
This shows a great deal of practicality for a people known for their unpractical obsession. Where are giant women going to live? How will they eat? Where will they shop for clothes? All these concerns vanish if we have shrunken men instead of giant women, except maybe for the clothes question. But if you get a particularly hunky homunculus and he is the beloved pet and sex toy of one particularly pretty regular sized woman, who says he has to have a wardrobe at all? He can just walk around naked all day for all his owner cares.
And in the fantasy world of the Undersquid, she actually cares a lot.
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