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Sunday, December 21, 2008
Who doesn't like a good "RAIDERS SUCK!" joke?
For those of my readers who pay only slight attention to professional football, or those who can't be bothered with the details of teams who play home games west of the Rockies, here is a brief summary.
Last century, The Oakland/Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders were a pretty good football team, and some seasons they were actually great.
This century, the Oakland Raiders suck.
But even a bad team can have some entertainment value, by being the butts of jokes. Here are some of my favorite "RAIDERS SUCK!" jokes.
The Oakland Police are cracking down on speeders heading into town: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Oakland Raiders.
Q. What do the Raidersand Rick Warren have in common? A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Oakland Raidersout of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado? A. To the Coliseum- they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call an Oakland Raiderwith a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief.
Q. Why does George W. Bush want to send Raider QB Jamarcus Russell to Venezuela? A. The CIA are convinced he's the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.
Q. What's the difference between the Raidersand a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Raidersand possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Add your favorite "OUR TEAMS SUCK!" jokes in the comments, won't you?