Saturday, December 19, 2009

Is your love affair with blogging waning?

It may be time to ask: Have you been pandering enough?

I mean, have you been posting enough pictures of attractive women for no other reason than to increase readership? You could post a picture of Indira Varma from the set of Rome, looking simultaneously bored and beautiful.

But be advised. Posting pictures of Indira Varma is kind of selling your newspapers on my side of the street, if you know what I mean.

You could decide to post a picture of Melissa Theuriau to show that she has lovely feet and chooses cute shoes. This is important information your readers will want to know about their favorite French language newsreader.

But for the most part, it's just pandering, and that's the whole point, isn't it?

Or you could post a picture of Julie Newmar wearing a towel and a look that says she's startled to see you, though you know she's really not surprised at all. In this shot, her ten foot long legs are folded nicely to fit snugly in a space only five feet wide, adding to the illusion that she's just another pretty girl and not a goddess who walks amongst us.

But comments about shot composition are just icing on the cake, and the cake itself is called... pandering!

Try some today!


namastenancy said...

I never get tired of your images of gorgeous women. If that's pandering, then I'm all for it.

dguzman said...

Pander away, friend! You know I luvs my French newcasters!