James Kilpatrick is dead and there is only one thing to say.

Jane, you ignorant slut!

Okay, I know he never said this, but Dan Aykroyd's parody of him was about a jillion times more interesting and honest than the real thing. He was the kind of guy who gave dull old racist white people a bad name.

He's gone. I'm glad. If I believed in heaven and hell, I'd say let him go annoy Satan for a while.

(I know the "never speak ill of the dead" rule, but I used to be a regular on alt.obituaries, and that's not how we roll.)