Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The flowchart for choosing a religion

My sister Karlacita! sent this flowchart to me about how to choose a religion. It was mailed to her, but the original source is the website. It may offend some of my religious friends but I kind of doubt it.

I like the fact that the first question after you decide you want to believe in one god is "How Do You Feel About Bacon?"

Take the test yourself. If it turns out you should be a Scientologist, please don't tell me. I like to think well of my invisible reading public.


Abu Scooter said...

Hey! Where are Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat?

namastenancy said...

As a follower of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I ought to feel offended. But bacon! bacon! Bacon!

Karlacita! said...

I think the atheists should have routed through the "Naturally Annoying" question. Hah! Everyone else got their hat handed to them, but the atheists are all special and sh!t.