My sister Karlacita! sent this flowchart to me about how to choose a religion. It was mailed to her, but the original source is the HolyTaco.com website. It may offend some of my religious friends but I kind of doubt it.
I like the fact that the first question after you decide you want to believe in one god is "How Do You Feel About Bacon?"
Take the test yourself. If it turns out you should be a Scientologist, please don't tell me. I like to think well of my invisible reading public.