Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Just because it's a cliché doesn't mean it isn't true.

I live frugally. Being a broke-ass mofo will do that to you sometimes, though some people's mileage may vary. I remember reading Calvin Trillin's tribute book to his lovely wife Alice, and she had a phrase about people that was not meant as a compliment.

"He lives like a grad student."

That still applies to me.

So I sometimes have mac and cheese as a meal. Usually, I chop up some celery, put in some frozen peas and add in some form of animal protein, quite often tuna. But this time at the grocery, I thought I'd splurge and try something else as the meaty goodness and bought some Canadian bacon. I looked at the package and though it was more expensive than the cheapest tuna, the amount of calories and fat weren't that different if I cut up just a few slices.

The package said the back bacon needed to be cooked, so I chopped it up and fried it in the pan, poured out some of the fat and put in some milk, butter and prison sauce to mix in the cheese packet, then mixed in the peas and celery.

It was really delicious. I'm sure the deliciousness is not caused by healthy ingredients. My best guess is it's the sugar they use in the curing process, but there's no denying it was tastier than usual.

And to repeat the title of this post, just because it's a cliché doesn't mean it isn't true.


Padre Mickey said...

When I'm in the mood for what I call a "Bachelor-style" dinner, I use hotdogs and prison sauce, just like Jesus did. God hates bacon; it's in the Bible. Well, God hates meat and cheese together, but since I'm using hot dogs and cheeze or whatever's in that box, I figure I'm okay.

Matty Boy said...

Wasn't one of Jesus' earliest miracles turning water into prison sauce?

Padre Mickey said...

Yes, but his mother didn't tell him to do that one. He thunk it up hisself.