Thursday, December 2, 2010

Knock me down with a feather.

Just when you think you can't be surprised.

The Nigerian government is starting a bribery case against Halliburton and officials say there is a good chance that charges with be brought against Dick Cheney, former president of Halliburton, former Vice President of the United States and currently leader of The Dead Who Walk The Earth. There's talk of an Interpol arrest warrant.
(recent photo from AFP)

7 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

I guess he responded to one of their emails.

Matty Boy said...

I was thinking about send a few bucks to the next Nigerian general who sends me an e-mail just to say thanks.

namastenancy said...

You get Nigerian generals? I get ladies offering me hot loving - should I ask how tall they are and if the requisite height, forward it to you?

Matty Boy said...

Thanks anyway, Nancy. I don't actually get the Nigerians to any of my accounts anymore. But if I want my penis either harder or longer, the options are nigh unlimited.

Margaret Benbow said...

Cheney has been looking really withered and weak lately, instead of fat and smug as he did for eight years. I think he will escape the Nigerians by dying out of sheer malice.

Padre Mickey said...

I get lots of emails from the Cancer-ridden Widder Wimmin of the Ivory Coast. They're all widows of Very Rich Men, and, being Christians, they haven't re-married out of their maternal home "which the Bible is against" (according to them!). They are all dying of cancer and want to give the money to me to distribute to various charities in my country (which one?), as there is no need for such funding for charities in Africa, I guess. They all begin "Dearly Beloved of God" and I immediately mark such emails as spam and send them to Hormel.

dguzman said...

He does look rather emaciated. I guess now that he's not in power, he can't get his all-you-can-eat babies and kittens buffet.