Thursday, June 30, 2011

Could I have been remiss once again?

Yes, I could have and have been.

I've been forgetting to pander!

You might think, a blogger would no more forget to pander than a fish would forget to breathe! But it's not quite as second nature as it looks to the untrained eye.

For example, the last time I posted a picture of Indira Varma was Christmas, and it's the end of June.

I'm going to lose standing in the Creepy Internet Stalker Guild if I keep up this kind of lax performance.

And what about giant women, Matty Boy? Don't you realize that many of your readers are actually Your People who share your bizarre Agenda?

Yes, hypothetical question asker, I know My People read my blog. I am also aware that I haven't posted a giant woman picture since last February, which means two giantess posts in 2011 so far, compared to nine in all of 2010.

Gracious me, I don't know where the time goes. My heartfelt apologies to fans of pandering everywhere.

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