Recent history: The Copa America 2011 is being played in Argentina. Everybody thought Argentina and Brazil were the best teams. Both have already lost. Uruguay won their semi final and are in the final. Paraguay and Venezuela are playing in the other semi-final.
Ancient history: Venezuela sucks eggs. The South American championship has been played since 1916. This is their first time in the semis EVER. They have looked better but massively unlucky. Now it's penalty kicks, the ultimate in luck.
Paraguay first. Ortigoza shoots. Goalie guess wrong .1-0
Maldonado. Goalie guess wrong hits post and goes in. 1-1
Lucas puts it in. 2-1
Rey makes it. 2-2
Damn Univision breaks up.
Sombrano makes, some Venezuelan misses. 3-2 Paraguay.
Still breaking up. Both Paraguay and Venezuela make 4th shots 4-3
Paraguay for the clinching goal. Paraguay wins, 5-3.
Uruguay-Paraguay in the final.
Venezuela continues their proud tradition of sucking eggs.
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