Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Every freaking season!
I'm playing fantasy football again this season. I don't expect to set the world on fire, but it's an enjoyable pastime and a chance to insult several male relatives.
You know, bonding and stuff.
With my very last pick in the draft, I went on a flyer that someone would sign Terrell Owens, but Yahoo! says he is no longer to be saluted, so I went to pick up another wide receiver to replace his useless ass.
Instead of being clever, I chose "wide receivers" and clicked on "sort by fantasy points 2010" The best free agent at this position using our league's scoring system was... Danny Amendola.
I had Danny Amendola my first season, picked up as a free agent.
I had Danny Amendola my second season, picked up as a free agent.
As Al Pacino says in the only quotable line from that piece of crap Godfather III: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
In correspondence to me, he must be referred to as Danny Fucking Amendola.
Thank you for your kind attention.